musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

(Source: moseby)

gerroll:

college should be $25

I still can’t afford that

accio-elderwand:

do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college